Danish: god you’re dumb
me: why are you talking to me
Danish: why are YOU talking to ME
me: bc you messaged me to engage me in an argument about something i liked
Danish: well i wanted to know what you liked about this video and you have yet to explain it
me: okay you really want me to write like, a full essay on my feelings about this
Danish: i want you to write one to two sentences about why that video is compelling
me: 1. i also have enjoyed a few sloth videos on the internet in recent times & understand why someone would be so into them; 2. i think dax & kbell are a cute couple; 3. i think thats a real creative gift to give a sloth fanatic & a kind of adorb use of “celeb rich person” power in a gift; 4. i find her “outside 3-7” emotion scale kinda funny, as i know ppl like that irl & they also crack me up; 5. the joke ellen plays on her at the end is hilarious & my fav part of the video