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When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead.

— Ernest Hemingway (via sirmitchell)

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My grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin.
My grandma does back-street abortions
My God how the money rolls in!

The Monarch of the Glen, Neil Gaiman (via wellplacedstranger:neilgaiman)

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…I think we are terrible animals. And I think our planet’s immune system is trying to get rid of us and should.

— Kurt Vonnegut, on The Daily Show (via nevver)

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We’re a pretty forward thinking company - with pretty tech savvy employees. As you can see, we use Mozzarella Firefox.

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Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set him on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

— Terry Pratchett, Jingo

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I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.

Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more importantly, you’re Doing Something.

So that’s my wish for you, and all of us, and my wish for myself. Make New Mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes. Make mistakes nobody’s ever made before. Don’t freeze, don’t stop, don’t worry that it isn’t good enough, or it isn’t perfect, whatever it is: art, or love, or work or family or life.

Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, Do it.

Make your mistakes, next year and forever.

http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)

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Time is wibbly wobbly Doctor Who poster by Sof Andrade

Prints available at Society6

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Carl Sagan on the human conceit

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clientsfromhell:

Client:  “Hi, I’m looking for a photographer to take pictures at my wedding.”

Me: “Oh, ok. We’re actually a videography company. We strictly do video work.” 

Client: “What’s the difference?”

Me: “Um… We take 24 pictures a second.”

Client: “Hmm, that’s pretty good value for money.”

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I think I would rather be a man than a god. We don’t need anyone to believe in us. We just keep going anyhow. It’s what we do.

— Neil Gaiman; from his novel, American Gods (via quote-book)

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